Links, featuring Michael Jordan, Mayans, and tattoos of the ass

If you live in Nevada, you will be banned from voting while wearing a chicken suit.

The reasons for this, as explained in the article, do actually make sense.

But still. Weird. Wacky. Wonderful.

People like this guy are the reason why America’s “right to bear arms” is frightening.
The dangers of reviewing cars for a newspaper, revealed.
Want to know more about Mayan creation myths? It is recommended that you watch Space Jam, starring Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
A new type of adware takes its inspiration from Typhoid Mary. Instead of infecting computers directly, the infected computer displays no symptoms while it tricks surrounding computers to display adware.
I found a bookmark dating back to December — it discusses how Facebook was simplifying its privacy interface. I bookmarked it with the intention of offering some glib comments about Facebook wanting to reveal our information. Wish I had have done so — I could have been prescient!
Want to smell like a drunk? Then Beer Soap is probably for you!
In case you were wondering — we are living in the future. A man has infected himself with a computer virus.