This weekend coffee has plenty of animals

Are you like me, in that your browser is set to avoid tracking cookies and the like from following you around the Internet?

Then you — like me — will dismayed to learn that you can still be tracked despite your best effort.
Here at the Big Bad Blog, we have read several articles like this one, in which the author has given up soap and shampoo.

We might imagine trying such a thing, but are fairly certain that it does not mix well with fencing.
Here’s something amusing — ten commandments from the New Testament. They are amusing, because the crazed right-wing zealots who ask themselves “What Would Jesus Do?” never come up with these answers. They should.
Atheists are, apparently, considered unfit to serve in the US Military.
This wins the Big Bad Blog contest for best blog post of the week.
I’m always amused by news regarding the failure of TSA screenings. This is no exception.
Apparently a new measure of beer is about to invade British pubs: the schooner.

Reuters suggests that the schooner may end up bringing an end to the pint. While we here at the Big Bad Blog may find the word “schooner” too appetizing to not order one, we think this prediction may be a bit bold.
The New Yorker has termed investment bankers to be socially worthless.

Links, featuring Michael Jordan, Mayans, and tattoos of the ass

If you live in Nevada, you will be banned from voting while wearing a chicken suit.

The reasons for this, as explained in the article, do actually make sense.

But still. Weird. Wacky. Wonderful.

People like this guy are the reason why America’s “right to bear arms” is frightening.
The dangers of reviewing cars for a newspaper, revealed.
Want to know more about Mayan creation myths? It is recommended that you watch Space Jam, starring Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
A new type of adware takes its inspiration from Typhoid Mary. Instead of infecting computers directly, the infected computer displays no symptoms while it tricks surrounding computers to display adware.
I found a bookmark dating back to December — it discusses how Facebook was simplifying its privacy interface. I bookmarked it with the intention of offering some glib comments about Facebook wanting to reveal our information. Wish I had have done so — I could have been prescient!
Want to smell like a drunk? Then Beer Soap is probably for you!
In case you were wondering — we are living in the future. A man has infected himself with a computer virus.