Some time ago, I posited that Maggie might actually be a zombie.
The signs were there. The moaning. The attempts to eat human flesh.
Now? I’m not so sure.
The true test is whether or not her bite turns others into a zombie, and teeth have yet to break through the gums and wreak their havoc upon our lives — the only thing certain about our knowledge on this issue is that we cannot be certain.
But she has grown rather articulate for a zombie, with multiple consonant and vowel sounds that she combines in some sort of experimental type fashion.
And she’s using a fork these days. Zombies do not, to my knowledge, use a fork.
Also, there’s this:
Yes, that’s my daughter reaching into her own grandmother’s mouth in an attempt to pull out her soul. Not nice, but not very zombie-like.
So clearly she’s some kind of monster. But what?
I will continue to report on this outbreak, from its source.