Best Week Ever describes the above photo (and its brethren) as The Adorable Adventures of a Cross Dressing Squirrel.

Cross dressing?

Does this apply to all squirrels who wear clothing? Or are squirrels generally assumed to wear men’s clothing, making squirrels in dresses queer? Must there not be two distinct gender-identified means of dressing for one to cross dress? Does this exist for squirrels?

The Big Bad Blog needs to know, before clothed animals everywhere begin to hit the schnapps.

Photo is by Nina Leen, from Life’s A Squirrel’s Guide to Fashion.
Webcomic is Buttersafe by Castro and/or Culang.

As with everything else in the world of the Big Bad Blog these days, your morning coffee is random and not quite according to the usual formula.

Two images, offered without comment. Clicking them will send you to from whence they were found.

Would you like to own the Batmobile?

Wait.

Silly question, of course you do.

Lucky for you, it’s for sale — only $150,000.

(by Temujin Doran)

Everything you ever wanted to know about squirrel masturbation. Actually, probably more than you ever wanted to know about squirrel masturbation.

Welcome to the future. Never tie your shoes again.

Medical story #1: The case of the hungry dog.

A man in Michigan had his life saved when his dog ate his toe. His toe was infected — and deadly — and the dog only ate the infected area. No non-infected flesh eating.

(Credit unknown. Found here.)

Medical story #2: The case of the impatient tailor.

A man in Sweden was waiting in the hospital for over an hour. He needed stitches in his leg. Eventually he got tired of waiting and sewed himself up. Unimpressed, the medical staff decided to have him charged with a crime. He did, after all, use their thread.

This story has monkeys and flying squirrels in it. Both of which are awesome in their own right, and join the cats and dogs already present this morning to make for quite the menagerie. But even better than the awesome animals is that the article reveals that there are scientists who study how to best annoy monkeys.

If I knew this was an option in my adolescence, my career would be entirely different, I tell you.