I have no idea why we have a video of Ellen Page juggling. But we do. I mostly just wanted to let you, dear Internet, know that I seem to be excited about the movie Super, which has Ellen Page in it. Somehow this led to juggling.
We are incredibly sorry.
It should be noted that this movie looks far to similar to this story on the BBC about a caped home-invading-dog-stabber. Which I figure probably looked like this, if both the intruder and the dog were squirrels:
We should probably return to our normal morning coffee format tomorrow, right? Right.
Squirrel taxidermy photo found at Buzz Inn, where it was not credited.