I used to think that London police were targeting photographers and treating them like terrorists as some sort of strategy. It didn’t make sense, but there had to be something. Not any more.

London police detained two actors filming a children’s television show using anti-terrorist laws in London recently. The actors were suspicious because they were being followed by a camera crew while using children’s walkie-talkies and brandishing hair dryers.

I no longer think the police are out to get me. I think they have lost their minds.

We have no more words this morning. Instead, photos.

So my home computer is infected with a virus. The Internet is off. The Big Bad Blog appears to have plunged into its very own dark age. And yet it cannot be stopped!

Today’s news tells me I entered old age five years ago. Gee, thanks. Where’s my pension, then?

We present to you a strange tree/tea house:

We also have for you: Strange chats and billboards, and living life via bathroom stall doors.

And a webcomic:

Join us next time, when we hope to have fixed our problems, and entered a Renaissance.