Here is the actual first paragraph from an actual news story:

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he ‘mooned’ a group of Hell’s Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.

Truth is, it would seem, stranger than fiction.

(Pin-up calendar by Eizo)

One hundred things that you did not know about the Empire Strikes Back.

Blind dog has her own seeing-eye-dog.