Kicking off the news today — the Pez Company, makers of the Pez Dispenser, is suing the Pez Museum, worshipers of the Pez Dispenser. Others are puzzled at why the Pez Company would be doing this. The Big Bad Blog is not. We are of the firm belief that Pez is going to set up their own museum.

In related news: Watch out, Pez Minotaur. If the Pez Company decides to start a blog, they’re gonna come a-gunnin’ for you!

(by Dave Kinsey)

The Blogess imparts her wisdom: stapling tits to clown fish will not help your herpes.

A quote from Carrie-Ann Moss: After The Matrix, I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me. (via Stop Motion Verbosity)