Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

	March 20th will feature a finger gunfight flashmob in London. The best part of Edgar Wright’s blogging of it is that YouTube will not let him embed videos from his own show.
Need a flashlight? This one is … tactical?
	You should not put corsets on cats: Do you know that cats can’t wear corsets? … They can’t stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I tried! -Jean Paul Gaultier
Also not for cats: body piercings.
	A school in Virginia has pulled Anne Frank’s Diary from the classroom, following the startling discovery that a teenage girl mentioned her vagina in her diary. The horror.
If you’re trying to avoid getting pregnant, it is apparently not advisable to give blowjobs at knife fights. You know. In case you’re into that sort of thing.
	Hate getting into a cold bed? I do. That’s why I’m glad that bed warmers have now come to the UK.
Bob Dylan’s Don’t Think Twice It’s Alright. A cover version. On YouTube. with a ukelele.

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	The best headline of the week award goes to National Geographic, for Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
Love genitalia? We are offering up amazing penises and vaginas for your reading pleasure.
	Superman. What an asshole.
A blind skier is set to make history by participating in both the Olympics and Paralympics.
	You could run at 40 miles per hour, if you really wanted to. Get training!
Dolphins: The new people.
	New airport scanners can store and transmit images.
The Problem. The Solution. The Exception.

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. A year ago today, the original Morning Coffee made its debut here on the Big Bad Blog. We have proudly been giving you a morning glance through the Internet ever since.

To celebrate, we present to you some of our favourite moments in the Big Bad Blog, in our usual format …

Our most popular Morning Coffee of the past year has been The Morning Coffee will have to stop shooting the cops, in which we pointed out that the British can now be imprisoned for photographing police officers.

(from This morning coffee is nude and covered in silver paint)

Our third most popular coffee is the one on drugs, sexting and bees. Mostly due to the sexting part — the third most popular search term to find the Big Bad Blog (after “weird tattoos” and “origami unicorn”. We’re a strange place).

Fourth on the coffee list is The morning coffee and the world’s strongest vagina, notable for the mighty vagina therein.

Rounding out the top five morning coffees is The morning coffee and the slutty grave. While we’re pretty sure it got lots of hits due to the use of the word “slutty”, we’ll borrow the webcomic instead — we seem to be short one today.

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This morning’s breaking(!) news is that Google is creating their own Operating System. This is incredible news. For all that the European Commission has tried to nail Microsoft to the wall over Internet Explorer, the real monopoly is — and always has been — Windows. The only options available to users have been Windows, Mac OS (Apples only) or Linux (frightens away non-technical people).

By providing an alternative that (presumably) needs no more technical knowledge than Windows or Macs, but runs on PCs, Google may be introducing competition to the world of Operating Systems.

Meet the world’s strongest vagina. Here at the Big Bad Blog, we were previously unaware that they had a vagina weightlifting world record. We are happy that there are still things that take us by surprise, and wonder if there are vagina weightlifting competitions.

Gabe (who is a complete stranger to the Big Bad Blog) has a blog of his own: He is blogging the details of his very strange eviction. It features very strange episodes and landlord/tenant confrontations, and is recommended reading.

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