Apparently tomorrow is National Gaming Day in America. And elsewhere. So maybe they need to relabel it as International Gaming Day. Or just Gaming Day.

Whatever it is, go out and play a game. If you don’t have anywhere to play, or are lacking somebody to play with, go to a library.

Me? I’ll be playing the fencing game.

(An exploding water balloon, photographed by Edward Horsford)

Welcome to The Future. We have spaceship factories here. Commercial ones. Because I would guess that today’s spaceships were also built in a factory somewhere, and so non-commercial spaceship factories are passé.

There exist Special Forces Paratrooper Dogs. Kids’ movies are, apparently, more factual than I would have believed possible.

Warning! If you are suffering from constipation, the Big Bad Blog recommends that you do NOT put hammers into your anus.

(Photo by dormany44)

I’m not sure which is the more disappointing news story this morning: That people get fired when their bosses learn that their wife is a porn star, or that people in Wisconsin want to burn books because they’re afraid that they will turn their children gay.

Last — but far from least — Dolphin tattoos suck. But not as much as Dragon tattoos. Science has proved it.