Science is at it once again! This time, proving that cats are manipulative bastards, who know how to get you to do what they want.
Believe in reincarnation? Upset that you will have to start over, after a lifetime of building up your material possessions? Not to worry! The reincarnation bank is here for you! Simply deposit your money, and take it out in your next life. How will we know it’s you coming to withdraw the money? Because you will know the secret handshake.
Would you like to see how devastating global warming is? Here are some spy satellite photos of retreating ice.
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