Some people turn their basement into a den. Some into a workshop. Occasionally, someone will turn their basement into a strip club.
Remember that story about the student who was suspended from school, and it turned out that the school was using his school issued and mandated laptop to spy on him? The truth of the matter is as bad as we expected. Hundreds of students photographed, sometimes while undressing and sleeping, and a principal who does nothing but plead the fifth.
Want to be a foster parent in Baltimore? Then you had best serve pork.