The morning coffee poisons your children’s hearts and minds

Before we get around to poisoning the children … London! Your bus stops are about to get some fancy art screens — help choose where they’re going to be, so you will have a chance to check them out before they are vandalized!

(From Here Comes the Sun, by Dorotka Kaczmarek)

Poisoning children, Samurai style! With lead paint.

Poisoning children’s minds, Halloween style! The Slutty Cookie Monster might be the most disturbing costume of the season, this year.