The perfect gift for nobody

In my seasonal search for perfect gifts for friends and family, I stumble on many a “perfect” gift with no recipient.

Take this, for example: a light switch in the book-on-shelf-opens-a-secret-door tradition.

This is a gift that is begging for a recipient — but who? While it ought to be a perfect fit for somebody, nobody outstanding on my list fits the bill.

Available for $50 (American dollars, presumably), from blight design.