The morning coffee and the Swiss Sex

Like sex?
Like sex toys?
Like sex toys, but find yourself unable to afford them?
Like the Swiss?
Willing to consider second-hand sex toys?

If you answered “yes” to all the above questions, then you might just be interested in buying sex toys that were found left behind on Swiss trains.

The rest of us, however, are just left scratching our heads in disbelief. (I mean … Swiss?)

Image is by Brent Schoepf.
Webcomic is

The morning coffee wishes you a happy valentine’s day

Here at the Big Bad Blog, we like to plan our blogging ahead of time, as much as possible. So we were looking – ahead of time – for material to include in our Valentine’s Day special. And nearly came up empty-handed. We almost just re-posted these graphs from Cool Material.

But luckily, our powers of search came through with some last-minute emergency Valentine’s Day advice for those of you in a lurch.

Need something at the last minute? Perhaps a card? Well, here are some awesome science valentines.

What’s that you say? It’s too late for those to be delivered? Well … if you’re in (or near) Alabama, you can always swap your gun for a sex toy.

Photo is by David Lea.
Webcomic is The Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch.

The weekend coffee

GPS units with errors and directions obtained from Google maps have been blamed for many things — trucks going down roads that are too narrow, people driving into lakes, and pedestrians being hit by cars due to walking along routes lacking sidewalks, to mention three.

This time, Google Maps nearly started a war.

Always wanted to have sex with Obama? Now you can! In a manner of speaking.

Introducing the Obama sex doll.

We hear quite a bit these days, about how the Internet is destroying traditional publishing industries — most particularly newspapers and magazines.

So it is always funny to see examples of just how little traditional publishers understand the Internet and copyright law — here’s a recent example — two little pieces from a letter sent from an editor (who had plagiarized a blogger’s material in their print magazine) to the blogger (who wrote asking for credit and compensation):

I do know about copyright laws … the web is considered “public domain”

I’ve never been a fan of the phrase “fight fire with fire”. It simply seems like bad advice.

Fight monkeys with monkeys, on the other hand? That’s a phrase I can get behind.

Everything is better with butter …

even your brain?

There’s an owl crisis in India. Which is to say, that owls are in danger of becoming an endangered species.


India blames a children’s book. Rather than, you know, the idiot parents who think that giving their (presumably non-wizard) children owls as pets is a good idea.

Let us revisit the Tea Party.

Or, perhaps, the T Party.

The way it was meant to be.

While on the subject of the Tea Party, the Big Bad Blog would like to note that Tea Party supporters often hold signs that say things such as “God Hates Fags”.

It has been pointed out that God Hates Figs.

We assume that the Tea Party’s previous signs have actually just contained a typo, and are looking forward to seeing a correction.

This morning coffee pleasures itself

You have read the title, and likely already guessed it. This is hump day, and today we are all about the sex. More particularly, masturbation. Most particularly, those objects that individuals often use to self-pleasure.

That’s right. Sex toys. Quite probably not suitable for work.

Before we get to the toys themselves, we’ll talk about nipple clamps and electrocution. Hot, I know.

People should probably avoid attaching clips to their nipples and plugging the other end into an electrical socket. Yes, I am amazed that this needs to be said. But not quite as amazed as that an adult (the guy’s eighteen) who did this to himself is suing his teacher for not informing him it was a bad idea.

Here at the Big Bad Blog, we thought this was something that parents should have taught him as a child, before he ever set foot in a school. And we wonder — do his parents still keep the house childproofed so he cannot electrocute himself at home?

(Zombie Dildos, found via Warren Ellis, amongst others.)

The same people who made the zombie dildos also do other types of dildos. We are most amused by their Cthulu Dildos. Masturbation that will lead to madness.

But what to do with all these dildos? For one woman, the answer is to watch porn. And drive. While using her vibrator. All at the same time. Apparently this is not legal. Hands on the wheel, ladies.